Two Haikus

While I was in Vancouver I was the first person that I knew who managed to get a gmail account. You could get them by invite only. I felt so frickin' cool. To get them I found a guy who worked at google who said that if someone wrote a haiku on one of three topics, he would think about sending them a gmail invitation. Two of the topics were sandwiches and go karts. I can't remember the third topic. I decided to write two just in case. Here they are:

Haiku 1:

What to eat for lunch?
Choc'late chips and peanut butter
Make a great sandwich.

Haiku 2:

I love crashing cars.
Once a day is really good.
Now I drive go karts.