The top ten things you never want to have to say
I have been trying to build a list of the top 10 things you never want to have to say. So far I only have three:
- You gave me syphilis
- My god, I shit my self.. again
- Honey, we need a minivan.
Any ideas?
- You gave me syphilis
- My god, I shit my self.. again
- Honey, we need a minivan.
Any ideas?
posted by Timothy Fowler at 1/16/2006 02:20:00 PM
1 Comments:
10-"They say that if I'd been in there a second longer I would have had to undergo 5 years of traction instead of 3"
9-"No, I haven't told him I'm a man yet"
8-"I honestly thought those were edible - whoops."
7-"...some eggs, milk, and more Depends please?"
6-"Well would you look at that! The left one does look just like the right one when the xray is backwards! - we're going to have to schedule another operation! lol"
5-"What do you mean they took out the wrong lung!?"
4-"Boy am I sure glad I have another testicle!"
3-"Mom, will my daddy-uncle ever be able to get out of jail?"
2-"No No! You don't have to break my teeth bubba - I promise I won't bite, and I'll wear the dress!"
1-"Extended Warranty! How can I lose???"
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